As coined by the upcoming gross and insulting movie, the DarkShow.
Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.
City in South Central Michigan, notorious for its working class population and distinctive culture and mannerisms. Home of Wrong Brothers and Messed Up Wreckords.
"Go ahead and go to Mason, but stay the hell out of Dansville!"
"At least I didn't date a guy from Dansville!"
A place where people act gangster, because they hoop at Babcock, everyone is addicted to Hyde’s, the kids who play basketball at Babcock think they are gonna go pro, the school sucks and smells like cowshit in the spring because it’s next to the farm. The sports teams suck unless it’s girls soccer Or mens basketball or womens basketball other than that the teams suck, there is nothing to do in this town so if your thinking about moving here don’t! The mayor is an asshole about parking on the gross and blocking driveways so don’t move here! The teachers and principals often sleep with students so protect your kids
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.