deadmines

A thing that Nils didn't find.

Did Nils ever find Deadmines?

No.

by nilsmamma November 26, 2019

Greek Deadline

A hard deadline which absolutely, positively, must be met or the world will end. Or not. Whatever.

"In other news, another Greek deadline for resolving their fiscal crisis has come and gone. Finance ministers are now saying that the REAL deadline for resolving this crisis is in two weeks."

by GG top March 16, 2012

Deadline

A line drawn within or around a prison that a prisoner passes at the risk of being shot.

114563: Don't cross the deadline man. Warden Hanson will shoot you down.
483190: I have to escape. I can't stay in this hellhole any longer!

by Order 65 July 3, 2017

Deadlinejunkie

A deadlinejunkie is a person who can only function, or make progres when the deadline is close.
this mostly contains weeks of pushing work in front and then a couple of nights long hard work, while being stressed out about it.

"Yeah, she will not start till the last minute, she's a deadlinejunkie

by Mord-sith January 12, 2011

deadmind

jobless parasite, mostly harmless in the dormant stage. though it can cause serious self-harm and injury if left unattended.

dude is that deadmind leeching of his sister?

by Weilderbeast May 16, 2017

Deadmink

The act of making the 👌 symbol with your hand, and slamming it up against your chest repeatedly.

I failed my test. That is deadmink worthy

by AWWW YEAHHHH!!! April 29, 2019

artificial deadline

A random deadline to complete a task, which has no real world consequences. For example, your office sets Monday as the deadline on all canned food donations for charity , but the box just sits there until Friday, which is the actual day they planned on taking it to the food bank.

"Hey bro, did you get your weekly report done for the big boss? He needs it today!"

"Naaah, it's only Wednesday. Wednesday's an artificial deadline, because he doesn't even send those reports to corporate for another week."

by Mr. Bill III October 15, 2016