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A Scandinavian name that is given to boys. A Nils is probably one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. In large groups a Nils will not stand out, but he makes a brilliant best friend. A Nils is nice, smart and will constantly make you laugh. When you need him, he will help you in any way he can.
-My best friend's name is Nils
-You're so lucky! I wish I had a Nils.
by ilikechocolate^^ March 10, 2012
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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A Scandinavian name given to anyone who, for sure, will/is awesome. Nils is based on a Saint. Saint Nicholas. Who most of you know as Santa Claus. He brings presents to us every year so this is why we honor someone with the name Nils because he will be like Santa.
Mom: Wow. We should really name him Nils.

Dad: Why?

Mom: He just looks so Super Awesome.
by Huskyboy132 April 13, 2009
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A dude who always has memes in his phone and the memes are always sick
-Yoo, did you see Nils' newest memes? He has amazing memes!
by Musitex February 21, 2017
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Greatest person you’ll ever meet. He has a really big di- I mean heart and is very nice, he would never hurt a woman and is very brave. Also he has a big dick.
Alex: “bruh, Nils has some mad hair”
Girl 1:” yeah I know, I really want to touch his hair”
by Made buy a big nibba October 15, 2019
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Slang term for zero, or nothing. Often used in sports.
"Woohoo! We're winning 20 to nil! Sweet!" - Person A
"What the frick is 'nil'?" - Person B
"WOOT!" - Person A
by Leolani October 17, 2004
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Name of a guy that you will fall in love with. typically really tall and cute.
Miranda is totally in love with Nils its adorable.
by mh+nb=<3 May 28, 2011
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