deadhand

The username of someone that is frustrated that the most popular definition is about whacking off.

deadhand wishes he chose a different username, but he can't go back now.

by deadhand October 2, 2018

deadhand

To drop a drink. When a person is too drunk to hold a drink and it slips out. Usually accompanied by merciless taunting.

Lennie was so drunk that he deadhanded his rum and coke. There were shards of glass everywhere.

by ShardsOfGlass December 20, 2009

Deadnando

A wanderer of the desert. Most likely clad in tie. The majestic Deadnando survives on a diet of peyote and Grateful Dead vinyl. Do not try to tame him, for he will conquer you.

I was out in the desert jamming the Dead when all of a sudden I was attacked by Deadnando wearing nothing but tie-dye undies.

by JenkemTheCat April 18, 2020

dead hand

When a person’s hand is totally unresponsive to their mate’s overtures to hold it because they are pissed off about something.

I reached for her in a moment of unbridled affection and found that once again she was punishing me with dead hand.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

deadandy

1) To use a {nonexistent person/person you don't actually know who suffered misfortune/dead person you don't actually know} to seek attention from others.

2) creating non-existent drama/misfortune in your own life to seek attention.

3) bringing up the same personal topic over and over again throughout daily conversations.

Examples of use:
1) "Don't go getting all deadandy on me now."

2) "Jill is such a DeadAndy with her fake illnesses."

3) "Talking about my boyfriend is my deadandy."

by Managing Time April 21, 2008

Dead hand gang

An exclusive club whcih can only be joined by sitting on your arm so that you lose all feeling in your hand before masturbation. This apparently makes it feel like someone else is doing the work for you.

I joined the dead hand gang whilst imagining that your mum was tossing me off last night.

by predator25 April 28, 2009

dead hand

Sitting on your hand, until it "falls asleep," then jacking off while that hand is asleep. It feels like someone else is doing it.

After watching porn last night, I decided to rub one off with my dead hand.

by Smileyguy December 28, 2005