When a person’s hand is totally unresponsive to their mate’s overtures to hold it because they are pissed off about something.
I reached for her in a moment of unbridled affection and found that once again she was punishing me with dead hand.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021
Sitting on your hand, until it "falls asleep," then jacking off while that hand is asleep. It feels like someone else is doing it.
by Smileyguy December 15, 2005
by Lexie "Jeffrey" October 11, 2005
Male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction
by InterestedGeek March 10, 2010
An exclusive club whcih can only be joined by sitting on your arm so that you lose all feeling in your hand before masturbation. This apparently makes it feel like someone else is doing the work for you.
by predator25 April 28, 2009
Sitting on your hand for 10-15 minutes, until you're hand goes numb, then masturbating.
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'
by Cheeky Definition Cunt November 18, 2015
According to legend, Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death in the middle of a poker game with 2 pairs: black aces and black eight's. Noone knows for sure what the kicker was, but from then on black aces and eight's has been called dead man's hand.
"Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead
by culpepperreeks January 19, 2004