dead phone 

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

dead phone by Dubiks April 6, 2019

dead phone 

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

dead phone by Dubiks April 6, 2019

dead phone routine 

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

dead phone routine by Moggraider April 29, 2014

Dead Phone Syndrome 

noun: When you call people, but none pick up, as if simulatenously all telecommunication services are disabled.
Can stretch over the course of an hour to over a day.

Jerry: I tried to call Melissa yesterday, she did not pick up. But as I was bored I decided to call Phillipp, Josef, Sandra, Yvonne and even my mother, but apparently today was dead phone syndrome!

Tom: I have that as well occassionally, ... but hey, you didn't try to call me!

Jerry: ...

Dead Phone Syndrome by TheDefinitioner90 October 22, 2010

Phone Dead 

When you don't answer your cell phone for a couple days because you are sick of having to talk to people, and all your friends think you are dead, but you really just needed a break from it all

Jane: Where were you last weekend John? I called you a million times and you never answered or returned my call, everyone thought you were dead!?!

John: Yeah..I was phone dead last weekend, I just couldn't take it anymore, but I'm back baby!!

Phone Dead by Sagemuffin January 4, 2010

Deadphones 

Head/earphones that no longer work

Guy 1: Dude can I borrow some headphones? I wonna listen to some sweet beats.

Guy 2: No, sorry dude.

Guy 1: Why, I thought you just got Dre Beats last week.

Guy 2: Yeah but they no longer work, they're Deadphones.

Guy 1: Man that sucks.

Deadphones by sieffy13 June 25, 2012

Deadphone 

A person whose phone battery is always low or empty, despite any proximity to a charging cable.

I can never get ahold of Miranda, she's such a deadphone!

Deadphone by McKnowin July 29, 2015