Dead Birds 

Dead Birds
1.) Noun: A central Valley mock "hardcore gang" with no purpose, since thier belief systems follows something similar to; "No tolerance for no tolerance." No rival gang (yet), basically a bunch of retards who started it in highschool, and don't realize the whole idiocy of it all.
They have a myspace. They have a freeweb. They are utterly pathetic.
Each member is named after an actual bird, and they may do KeWl little things to it, such as "hawx" *Gag*

Shags; "Yo, Hawx what up?"
Hawx; "Not much, just making a list of friends."
Shags. "COOOL! How many?"
Hawx. "Give me a minute, I can't think of any."
Shags. "Um. Well. You have the Dead Birds."
Hawx. *silence* "Ohhh yeahhh!"

Dead Birds by Johnny Phs. October 4, 2006

Dead Birds 

A Hardcore gang in the Central Valley of California. Includes various freaks and misfits. Each member has a name, and of course, each name is a bird. The founders call themselves; Hawx and Shags.
The gang has no specific purpose, with no prominent enemy.

Me: "Dude, why the ---- do you have 'Crow' tattoo'd on your wrist."
David crow "Porque I'm a part of Dead Birds now, ese."
Me: "Dear god, they got you too?"

Dead Birds by Sammy Hawx[not] September 27, 2006

Dead Birds 

Dead Birds por vida is a Visalia/Tulare 'crew' made up of a few friends. All had to go through initiation, not counting the founders and a member, Finch.
The majority are against ignorance, and such. Basically, A bunch of nobodies with no life.
It's a joke, not meant to offend hardcore gangs, but just go mock the ignorance that goes a long with it.
They pose no threat...to anyone...except themselves.

Yo momma; Oh shit! Here come the dead birds!
Me; What the hell are you talking about? It's only a bunch of wierdos...

Dead Birds by Jess Martinez October 11, 2006

Dead Bird 

Slang for great and amazing.

Person 1: Hey, look at this.

Person 2: Damn! That is dead bird

Dead Bird by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023

Dead Bird 

A large branch of the Marijuana plant that is loaded with buds ready to be smoked.

Dude, your plant has a lot of Dead Birds!
Thanks dude.

Dead Bird by megastoner420 April 6, 2011

Dead Bird 

One who thinks they are funny or cool, but in reality are stupid or a flamer.

"Hey why don't you kiss my left nut! HA HA!"
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"Dude, you're such a Dead Bird, that line is so old."

Dead Bird by Kdra May 26, 2006

Dead Bird 

An act performed with a penis on a large window. caawing sounds are made and then the penis is splattered on the window.

"Caaw Caaw"
"What was that noise?"
Splat... Dead Bird

Dead Bird by Big Dorp February 26, 2009