de jong

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A particular type of behaviour that includes tendencies to stalk lots and lots on websites such as bebo and facebook, and enjoy typing the words "lol" and "hehe" in internet conversations. It is also a type of person who has a massive scar at the top of their legs, which most other people would call a fanny...but he calls a unicycle injury

Brian: Hey Jamie, what are you doing on that computer?
Jamie: Not much, just a bit of de jong-ing!

Also, can be used as a vile insult, such as:

"Stop being a de jong"

de jong by chrissiye June 27, 2007

Words you can keep

Frenkie De Jong

Soccer player who plays FOR {FC Barcelona] and for the {Netherlands]

What a GOAL by Frenkie De Jong!!!

Frenkie De Jong by MrRighteousGames May 22, 2020

Related Words

de jong • De Jonged • Frenkie De Jong • kelvin de jong • Luuk De Jong • matt de jong • Nigel de Jong • Ryan De Jong • claudia de jongee • Hugo de Jonge

Nigel de Jong

A Manchester City player known for always trying to injury other football players he is playing against. hes using a tactic where he is trying to be the very innocent guy that would'nt do anything dirty against other footballs players, until the very momment where a leg or 2 is broken

he was known for doing the flying kick under the final worldchampion ship game against spain.

Dude wheres xavi?

hes injuryed

when did that happen?

about 5mins ago.

typical nigel de jong.....

Nigel de Jong by ibrahim ROFLBERG March 11, 2011

matt de jong

Punting god who loves the greys and a cold beer. This bloke is so sexy, girls need a flash flooding warning before seeing him

Holy fuck, hes matt de jong ed my missus
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ

matt de jong by Mc.1506 February 24, 2021

kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids

Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word

kelvin de jong by Stoppen February 25, 2017

Ryan De Jong

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!

OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!

Ryan De Jong by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018

Luuk De Jong

the header merchant of FC Barcelona

Luuk De Jong scored another header

Luuk De Jong by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026