ddyse
ddyse by I'm the girl you'd die for May 24, 2021
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ddyso
ddyso by Julia barns June 1, 2020
deyse
A Deyse is a girl that hates it when she is texting someone and they reply back with "I guess" and or "okay", she usually is very sweet and kind but when you do something that she doesn't like, she will get angry and turn from a sweet girl to Satan ._. She is also the jealous type, and does not like it when people stare at her sexy alpha male. Although her boyfriend calls her beautiful and compliments her even on all of her insecurities (like her hair) she doesn't think so of herself. She is the type of girl to make any guy fall quickly for her just based off of her personality alone, she is trust worthy, kind, smart, and beautiful but with all of these amazing features there is one really bad one... She will tear your balls off if you get her mad :( oh and she is a sexy child :) and I swear to god URBAN DICTIONARY if you do not fucking publish this shit I will shove my gf's burnt chicken up your asses -.-
deyse by Sexy Alpha Male Mero April 9, 2017
cognitive dysentery
A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.
cognitive dysentery by TNunnster February 6, 2010
Dysentery
Dysentery by The4horsemen October 10, 2019
dysexylips
A disease where the person can not completely comprehend words correctly as people without dysexylips.
dysexylips by kinkycheesesticks January 28, 2017
Dysevidentia
An inability to reliably or effectively value, process, or utilize evidence.
Similar to how Dyslexia is the inability process symbols.
Similar to how Dyslexia is the inability process symbols.
"That career Bigfoot hunter suffers from dysevidentia, the bank will not lend him money for that new fur-dar."
"Once the flat-earther showed a pattern of ignoring evidence, it was clear he had dysevidentia and not just normal cognitive dissonance."
"Once the flat-earther showed a pattern of ignoring evidence, it was clear he had dysevidentia and not just normal cognitive dissonance."
Dysevidentia by MakoEnergy January 14, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"