deyse 

A Deyse is a girl that hates it when she is texting someone and they reply back with "I guess" and or "okay", she usually is very sweet and kind but when you do something that she doesn't like, she will get angry and turn from a sweet girl to Satan ._. She is also the jealous type, and does not like it when people stare at her sexy alpha male. Although her boyfriend calls her beautiful and compliments her even on all of her insecurities (like her hair) she doesn't think so of herself. She is the type of girl to make any guy fall quickly for her just based off of her personality alone, she is trust worthy, kind, smart, and beautiful but with all of these amazing features there is one really bad one... She will tear your balls off if you get her mad :( oh and she is a sexy child :) and I swear to god URBAN DICTIONARY if you do not fucking publish this shit I will shove my gf's burnt chicken up your asses -.-

Deyse = best girlfriend

Idk how to use it in a sentence...

deyse by Sexy Alpha Male Mero April 9, 2017

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

Mike Dense 

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

Mike Dense by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

two identical rocks in the desert by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

Desert Goggles 

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

Desert Goggles by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

dense motherfucker by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014