davy crocket

To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."

When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."

davy crocket by Wunderboy January 27, 2008

Davy Crockett 

Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.

Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?

Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!

Victim: What the F!?

Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!

Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!

Davy Crockett by Back Door Moe November 16, 2006

davy crockett challenge 

Killing a bear before one's fourth birthday. Comes from the Ballad of Davy Crockett, which states that Davy "kilt him a b'ar bear when he was only three."

"As five-year-old Amos stood over the body of the ferocious grizzly, he knew he would always regret failing the Davy Crockett Challenge"

davy crockett challenge by SpaceisOverrated December 13, 2014

Davy Crockett 

one of the smallest nuclear missiles ever built, used with a recoilless rifle. created by the US military during the cold war. it didn't have good accuracy but its high radiation made up for this.

the Davy Crockett was used in the popular video game metal gear solid 3: snake eater by a Russian colonel of the GRU called colonel Volgin.

Davy Crockett by R Kempinski September 5, 2007

Davy Cockett 

The act of firing your love musket on her face, followed by her screaming "Remember the Alamo!"

Did you and Susan have a good time last night?


Yeah, we fooled around for a while and then I gave her a good ol' fashion Davy Cockett.

Davy Cockett by everything's bigger in texas April 20, 2009

davy crockett 

The Davy Crockett involves taking a shot of rum and chasing it with A1 steak sauce. Side effects may include wearing coon hats, carrying muskets, and searching for the alamo while drunk in public.

The alchoholic: "We have a full handle of sailor jerry's, lets take some Davy Crocketts!"

Everyone: "Remember the alamo!"

davy crockett by blackmoongoon July 8, 2010

Davy Crockett 

Similar to the super man, but involves woman who wear wigs. When performing sex in the doggy style, as you begin to cum on her back, you quickly yank her wig off of her and use your cum to stick it to her back, then you yell out "King of the wild frontier!"

Last night I was poundin' this girl from behind, when I was about to cum I pulled back on her pony tail, and the whole damn thing came off in my hand, so I had to davy crockett her ass!

Davy Crockett by gonb July 5, 2012