The smartest, most beautiful & hardworking woman you’ll ever meet. She’s very caring but don’t upset her. If you upset her the skies will rain fire. She’s amazing, the sound of her voice alone can make your day a million times better. The lucky one is honey who gets two calls on Mondays, Thursdays & Fridays then on Tuesdays & Wednesdays he gets three. Her smile shines brighter than the rising sun. Her laugh gives you life. She’s just one of a kind and she’s the woman that deserves all the best things life has to offer.
That shot was darsty! Did you see that game last night? Darsty game. That shirt you have on is f-ing darsty man. The bar last night was darsty, so many chicks.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!