One of the most rad people of all times. Darson's are usually the king of parties. They are always down for a good time. Normal activities for a darson include karaoke, bowling, hiking, beer pong, flip cup and snowboarding. Everyone should know a Darson.
Person #1: Hey! What should we do this weekend?
Person #2: I dont know! Lets text Darson!
The smartest, most beautiful & hardworking woman you’ll ever meet. She’s very caring but don’t upset her. If you upset her the skies will rain fire. She’s amazing, the sound of her voice alone can make your day a million times better. The lucky one is honey who gets two calls on Mondays, Thursdays & Fridays then on Tuesdays & Wednesdays he gets three. Her smile shines brighter than the rising sun. Her laugh gives you life. She’s just one of a kind and she’s the woman that deserves all the best things life has to offer.
He will definitely give you the time of your life. He's handsome, attractive and has an amazing personality. He's rough but gentle when it comes to ladies.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.