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Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery 

1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.
"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."

DARK DARKER YET DARKER

THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT SEEMS VERY
VERY
INTERESTING

...
WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?
DARK DARKER YET DARKER
THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING

Dark and Darker 

Not to be confused with White and Whiter which was Michael Jacksons desease.
Dark and Darker is a masterpiece. It may have gotten into some legal trouble, but thats alright.
They are actually evil because they make playtests and then they close them for no reason. Leaving MILLIONS to suffer the depression of not being able to play this game.
Guy: walks to his doctor
Guy: "Doctor. Lately ive been feeling very depressed. I cant help it"
Doctor: "Did something happen recently?"
Guy: "Well my dog died and my wife left me, but the sad part is that they ended the Dark and Darker playtest"
Doctor: "What MONSTERS. Now im depressed!"

Dark Harbor Dark and Stormy

An alcoholic beverage and variation of the iconic Dark and Stormy cocktail, which replaces ginger beer for an IPA or heffeweizen. It is also known as a 'small craft advisory.'
"When I'm vacationing in Dark Harbor, I always have a Dark Harbor Dark and Stormy."

Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction 

What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)

Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)

Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)

Teenager: Ouchi ouch!

Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)

Teenager: okay sure

Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)

Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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