Skip to main content

Danitard 

A brain dead fan of Danica Patrick. Typically they do not realize Danica Patrick is an overhyped midpack racer who only survives in the IndyCar Series because she is willing to dance around in a bikini like a Grade B stripper. Danitards typically know nothing about motorsports and spend countless hours masturbating to Danica Patrick bikini photos.
See that loser with the hairy palms and the vacant look in his eyes, he is a big time Danitard who believes Danica Patrick is a great race car driver.
Danitard by Gomer Pyledriver March 11, 2009
Related Words

Danitard 

Noun-colloquial expression for semi-official uniform consisting of a black running shirt, blue jeans and black Jesus sandals. Commonly found in Austin, TX. Variations include said black running shirt with black running shorts.
"Dude, don't you ever wear anything but the Danitard?"
Danitard by Matty Southside June 22, 2009
A sheltered middle-class private school waker, which blindly supports Dan Andrews and his socialist agenda. Typically, living in the inner northern suburbs of Melbourne, a fixie is their preferred mode of transport and their indoctrination into the Labor Party usually starts from enrolling in an Arts degree at Melbourne Uni.
Oh here comes another Dantard to explain the benefits of pronouns.
dantard by Sarah banks August 29, 2022

Danetarded

To worship or become way too involved with anything related with comedian Dane Cook.
-Dude, did you see that stand up on HBO last night?
- No, but I hope you're not talking about that pseudo-religious-cult of Dane Cooktology. Only your mentally handicapped brother watches that shit. He is danetarded! I mean, to come up with an iPhone app? ridiculous!
Danetarded by Daveauchery April 23, 2009

Danytard 

Someone who roots for Daenerys Targaryen from Game Of Thrones so much that he/she cannot see any logic
Game Of Thrones fanbase from my club is filled with Danytards.
Danytard by MeteorFalls297 August 15, 2017
Is something that a man would be, strong, smart, confident, sexy, charming, dependable, funny, leader.
Man he's such a Dannard
Dannard by The one true man November 22, 2021