A brain dead fan of Danica Patrick. Typically they do not realize Danica Patrick is an overhyped midpack racer who only survives in the IndyCar Series because she is willing to dance around in a bikini like a Grade B stripper. Danitards typically know nothing about motorsports and spend countless hours masturbating to Danica Patrick bikini photos.
See that loser with the hairy palms and the vacant look in his eyes, he is a big time Danitard who believes Danica Patrick is a great race car driver.
Noun-colloquial expression for semi-official uniform consisting of a black running shirt, blue jeans and black Jesus sandals. Commonly found in Austin, TX. Variations include said black running shirt with black running shorts.
A sheltered middle-class private school waker, which blindly supports Dan Andrews and his socialist agenda. Typically, living in the inner northern suburbs of Melbourne, a fixie is their preferred mode of transport and their indoctrination into the Labor Party usually starts from enrolling in an Arts degree at Melbourne Uni.
When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.
"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"
-Dude, did you see that stand up on HBO last night?
- No, but I hope you're not talking about that pseudo-religious-cult of Dane Cooktology. Only your mentally handicapped brother watches that shit. He is danetarded! I mean, to come up with an iPhone app? ridiculous!