dank wank

dank wank is what you get when you fuck dank twank

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my boy b-rad caught a helly case of dank wank

by HaZe_313 April 6, 2007

Dank Wank

Getting really high and then jacking off.

“Bro I had such a good dank wank last night.”
“Dude, nice.”

by SmoothKemosabe December 19, 2020

Dank Wank

To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.

It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.

This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.

I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!

by ClitNinja March 3, 2011

Hot dank wank box

Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.

Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.

by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018

dank or wank

Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.

Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"

by thejollyjellyfish69 March 5, 2015

wanke-danke-thon

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009