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Dingledork

adj. A meshing or fusion of both the words dingle berry and dork. Used to mainly describe someone who completely fits both word descriptions. In a literal sense, a very smelly person who looks like a whales penis.
"Dude, you're a fuckin' dingledork."

"You fucking stink! Get away from me, fucking dingledork!"

dangleforking 

a. the act of laxing, or playing lacrosse.
a. "yo broski lets go dangleforking later on"
b. "hand me ma danglefork bro, lets lax."
dangleforking by garglenaut September 11, 2011

dinglefore 

when someone is not smart, or very slow. or when they dont get something very fast.
"that girl is such a DINGLEFORE, she didnt know what a dyke was!"
dinglefore by andly August 23, 2007

dangledorf 

Kevin you dangledorf let go of my wenis!
dangledorf by Bendejo July 22, 2006

Danglefurk 

The space between the keyboard and the mouse. Usually both Razer products.
Bro, I got jizz on my Danglefurk!.

danglecock 

an individual that sees wet meat but can't bar up. Anyone who acts in a manner too limpid to be taken seriously. A retard; anyone who acts like a retard. Clinically; anyone who flops at an angle of greater than 45 degrees whilst standing upright with a full erection.

A pathetic individual. A failure of said individual to comprehend life in general.
"If you cannot perform even the simplest of tasks then I'm going to have to diagnose you with the worst case of danglecock I've ever seen"
danglecock by Polish Rob May 12, 2006