dairies

another word for the female breasts. originates from the fact they produce milk. i.e they are dairy like.

man check the dairies on that girl

by domster April 26, 2006

Dairies

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.

Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Dairies:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023

Dunsandel Dairies

Words cannot describe this place, this little slice of life that exists outside of reality. Time stands still here, yet life continues for the rest of the world. For some this is a little piece of heaven, for others it is a soul crushing hell on earth. But for most its a place to earn money and milk cows. Lisa is the life of this place and my world, without her i would have gone crazy and lost my mind. She is awesome. Some become trapped here by the fences and the cows. Some manage to escape and become our heroes.

lets go work on dunsandel dairies

by countryking December 14, 2009

fat ass dairies

Large breasts on a woman

Look at her, she has fat ass dairies!

by Nipsey Russell May 28, 2006

Airing the dairies

colloquial for a girl lifting her top (airing) to show off her breasts (dairies)

Look at her, airing the dairies to get her Mardi Gras breads!

by onragingwaves666 March 28, 2025

vampire diaries

The best show in the history of time about vampires. Puts Twilight to shame.

Me: "Omigosh, why don't you watch Vampire Diaries?"
Mom: "I don't like it."
Me: *shoots mom in the leg, drags her to the couch, makes her watch 89 episodes on Netflix*

by Kat T. May 3, 2014

pushing up daisies

A phrase used to describe someone dead. You will be in the ground dead so therefore daisies will grow on you, and you will be "pushing up daisies"

Joe "Hey i don't like you"
Steve "You wanna fight?"
Joe "Don't fight me or you'll be pushing up daisies"

Bill "Did you hear about Steve?"
Tom "Ya i heard he got into a fight"
Bill "Ya, now he's just pushing up daisies."

by koolkid... October 7, 2009