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daddy please 

1. (n.)An exclamation used during sex to signify pleasure.

2. (n.)A phrase used by toddlers when they don't get something they want from their daddy.

3. (n.) A statement that one person wants to engage in sex.
1. Oh, oh daddy please, more of you hard drive inside my port.
2. BUT DADDY PLEASE. I WANTED THE PINK RHINO.
3. Daddy please put your big elephant trunk inside me and wiggle it around like a band-aid.
daddy please by Fried glue December 6, 2016

Harder Daddy Please 

When a male and/or female is not fucking fast enough the male and/or female there fucking screams Harder Daddy Please and the person fucking them goes as hard as physically possible until the one being fucked has rolled there eyes back,is drooling,and has cum all over themselve and the partner.
Oh yes daddy. I need more. Harder Daddy Please

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

please daddy 

Please daddy is when you're asking 'daddy ' (your husband or boyfriend for) someyhing, it's usually in a sexual manner
Daddy could you spank me? Please Daddy!
please daddy by Crucified12 October 24, 2017

Oh please yes daddy 

To cum the universe into existence
I oh please yes daddy ed my bed yesterday

please fuck me daddy 

idk why im writing this but its when somone is having sex and the woman says daddy cuz its sexy or somthin
oh, daddy, please fuck me daddy

Fuck me daddy, please 

When you want your daddy to fuck you so hard your vagina falls off
Rose got fucked by bill while walking to nandos saying 'fuck me daddy, please'
Fuck me daddy, please by billy1237 February 2, 2016
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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