The verb of being a Dad. Small children have no concept of “fatherhood” or that the man who looks lovingly into their eyes is related to them genetically. They only know this person as Dad, Daddy, Dah-e, depending on the age of your child.
Male version of mombie. Short for Dad-addict as in someone who is obsessed or addicted to talking about their child and basically incapable of discussing anything else.
Dave used to be a cool guy who hung out with friends, was informed about current events, and actually had a life. But once he had a kid, his life became all about the child. He became a daddict. #SoSad #HaveYouHeardOfCondoms?
The semi-professional art of doing of nothing productive. Apparel may include "dudding trousers" (pyjama bottoms) and a "dudding cave" (bedroom). Large amounts of comfort and food are a priority, while physical exertion is frowned upon.
It is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.
"I dudded around in the living room playing Champ Manager for 10 hours while watching cricket, eating bacon and drinking milk."
"That's good dudding..."
"I know."
Commonly a word with no definition, and can practically be used in any tense. It can be used to express anger, happiness, or even frustration. The origin of the word is unknown, but the word is quite fascinating. You can use this word at a person or teacher to express anger or just to annoy them and they won't know what it means. If anyone comes up to you and says "Say it" it indicates that you are meant to say "Ya daddio."
Teacher - "You guys have a rough draft due tomorrow for the essay, better get started!"
Student - "Wow, ya daddio!"
Noah - "How was the test? Did you think it was hard."
Henry "Dude it was hecka daddio, thats all I have to say."
Billy - "Fuck you Casey, go home and die!"
Casey -"Ya daddio."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."