dadabase

A list of all da clueless sperm-donors whom a pregnant gal has fairly-recently done da bouncy-bouncy with.

Many gals are proud of da long list of dudes whom she's had a roll in da hay with, but then when her belly starts to swell, said lengthy dadabase suddenly becomes decidedly UNdesirable --- on in this case, we could also say "undesireable", since we're referring to which "stallion" it was who "sired" said unexpected love-baby --- in dat having so voluminous a "potential-papa pool" means dat it will require an extensive --- not to mention exPENsive --- degree of research, such as figuring out how far along she is, how long ago each guy had last "done it" with her, whether condoms/pills had been used every time, etc., and then performing super-pricey DNA testing on any possible paternal suspects, determining if da child's actual father is truly fit/capable of his parental duties, etc.

by QuacksO May 5, 2022

Database

A place where the wall of pure fiction cracks in one's head and where the addiction of one's world still spreads. A place where people struggles and doesn't matter is there is hope as the madness of the system grows.

Just living in the database. Wow wow.

by Databasedatabase October 30, 2013

Personality Database

The shittest website on the internet. Constant pedophile scandals, constant doxing of the members. The community is terrible at typology too.

I want to die, time to use personality database

by fauxxlore April 17, 2021

client/server database

A client server database is where you rim another mans asshole with your tongue and then force the full width of your girth in his ass.

google search "client/server database" and look at the first link......you know you want to.......

by nothinggoespast May 23, 2009

database error

The continuation of ruining online forums by a large, inept corporation. By constant and unending database errors rendering the site almost useless.

See Dale'd.

They tried to kill CFOT in the Dale fiasco and it came up short, so now they are trying to run people off with database errors.

by darwal8817 March 4, 2009

Personality Database

Worst typology website ever. Half of the people that go on it are assholes. I’ve actually met more helpful people on Personality Cafe, and they were also a lot more informed. People on Personality Database don’t even have the slightest understanding of Typology whatsoever, even/especially Socionics. When I need help with Socionics I go to Personality Cafe instead because the people there are a lot more informed on the matter.

I have surprisingly not ever met anyone on Personality Database who understood socionics at all.

It’s filled with n00bs and trolls. Most miserable typology website I’ve ever been to. A lot of the members on this website like starting shit with you for no reason. See: troll. And a lot of them seem mentally ill. And the website will act like YOU are the one who is the problem, and is very passive-aggressive.

People on this website are such elitist assholes that they will tell you to delete your account and/or leave the website and go somewhere else. They are also shit-stirrers and will start arguments with you just for the sake of it. I would say don’t even bother with the shithead people of this website; I think that all they will do is feed off you.

Also, the Administrator is very incompetent and oblivious. He doesn’t seem to care about what goes on his website, as long as it has a lot of traffic. Talk about a very lousy community…

Personality Database is just a bunch of nerds and trolls. In my opinion, the website is very unprofessional…The Internet has never been so horrible.

by Osama Obamason, Jr. September 3, 2021

export my database

To release one's waste into the appropriate bathroom appliance. To have a shit. To "do a dump".

"Marcus, old chap; might you perchance come and check over my source code? For Apache is spitting out a tirade of parse errors!"

- "In a minute, friend. I'm just off to export my database."

by defproc July 11, 2006