dad-a-base
Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)
dad-a-base by Jennaak November 24, 2021
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dadabase
A list of all da clueless sperm-donors whom a pregnant gal has fairly-recently done da bouncy-bouncy with.
Many gals are proud of da long list of dudes whom she's had a roll in da hay with, but then when her belly starts to swell, said lengthy dadabase suddenly becomes decidedly UNdesirable --- on in this case, we could also say "undesireable", since we're referring to which "stallion" it was who "sired" said unexpected love-baby --- in dat having so voluminous a "potential-papa pool" means dat it will require an extensive --- not to mention exPENsive --- degree of research, such as figuring out how far along she is, how long ago each guy had last "done it" with her, whether condoms/pills had been used every time, etc., and then performing super-pricey DNA testing on any possible paternal suspects, determining if da child's actual father is truly fit/capable of his parental duties, etc.
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