A very attractive, quick-witted guy with an incredible personality, and ideas that would blow your mind off your shoulders. Not to mention his impecable taste in music and his ability to warm a girls heart with just a few words. Someone that just happened to be into wrestling, laguna beach, and have obsessions with Mark Hoppus. Enjoys partying with Mr.Jose Cuervo and his brother Capitan Morgan. But he's not the typical stereotype of your "my new haircut" kinda guy. He's a little hopeless romantic at heart, with plans that would just make you orgasim on the spot. Makes a mean chili, and likes a good cuddle. These danielitos come once in a lifetime. so you'd be probably the most fortunate broad to find him.
I recommend finding a Danielito if youre in need of a smile.
Danielitus is a disease which starts when being in close proximity to Daniel for extended periods of time. It starts by wheezing at things which slowly grows into a phat howl as your lungs cry out for help. The next stage is you start saying phrases that he says such as "We're in the endgame now" , "CAITEEEE!" and "Karenstop taking ma kids". The next stage is making memes about people you "may" know every hour of every day and seeing it as normal. The next stage is saying offensive jokes and laughing at yourself more than others and making release noises when doing the simplest of tasks such as sitting down. The final stage of Danielitus is buying airpods and laughing maniacally as you flex on the peasants...
What you get when you combine alcoholism with a complete lack of respect for ones own self. It's ok though, he's got some midsy headyhorn rigs that he swears are worth thousands of dollars.
Danieltopshelf made a name for himself in i502 when he began trolling business pages. Over the past couple of years, he's harassed the ownership of multiple brands ---- essentially blacklisting himself from the industry.
Danieltopshelf? You mean that drunk kid who talks crap to everyone? It's safe to say we'll never see Daniel at Hypehouse again.
Danieltopshelf / Daniel really underestimated how small the i502 industry is. We won't be seeing him at any secret seshes anytime soon.
Two crazy bitches who at first hated each other but became besties in middle school. These two horses will make you laugh while they stupidly cry but will always be there for your dummas
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.