by 65 year old man May 30, 2021
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by maggiexmoose April 4, 2009
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Danielitus is a disease which starts when being in close proximity to Daniel for extended periods of time. It starts by wheezing at things which slowly grows into a phat howl as your lungs cry out for help. The next stage is you start saying phrases that he says such as "We're in the endgame now" , "CAITEEEE!" and "Karen stop taking ma kids". The next stage is making memes about people you "may" know every hour of every day and seeing it as normal. The next stage is saying offensive jokes and laughing at yourself more than others and making release noises when doing the simplest of tasks such as sitting down. The final stage of Danielitus is buying airpods and laughing maniacally as you flex on the peasants...
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What you get when you combine alcoholism with a complete lack of respect for ones own self. It's ok though, he's got some midsy heady horn rigs that he swears are worth thousands of dollars.
Danieltopshelf made a name for himself in i502 when he began trolling business pages. Over the past couple of years, he's harassed the ownership of multiple brands ---- essentially blacklisting himself from the industry.
Danieltopshelf? You mean that drunk kid who talks crap to everyone? It's safe to say we'll never see Daniel at Hypehouse again.
Danieltopshelf / Daniel really underestimated how small the i502 industry is. We won't be seeing him at any secret seshes anytime soon.
Danieltopshelf? You mean that drunk kid who talks crap to everyone? It's safe to say we'll never see Daniel at Hypehouse again.
Danieltopshelf / Daniel really underestimated how small the i502 industry is. We won't be seeing him at any secret seshes anytime soon.
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Annita & Danielita have mental problems
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