d8nielito
d8nielito by 65 year old man May 30, 2021
Words you can keep
Danielito
A very attractive, quick-witted guy with an incredible personality, and ideas that would blow your mind off your shoulders. Not to mention his impecable taste in music and his ability to warm a girls heart with just a few words. Someone that just happened to be into wrestling, laguna beach, and have obsessions with Mark Hoppus. Enjoys partying with Mr.Jose Cuervo and his brother Capitan Morgan. But he's not the typical stereotype of your "my new haircut" kinda guy. He's a little hopeless romantic at heart, with plans that would just make you orgasim on the spot. Makes a mean chili, and likes a good cuddle. These danielitos come once in a lifetime. so you'd be probably the most fortunate broad to find him.
Danielito by maggiexmoose April 4, 2009
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Danielitus
Danielitus is a disease which starts when being in close proximity to Daniel for extended periods of time. It starts by wheezing at things which slowly grows into a phat howl as your lungs cry out for help. The next stage is you start saying phrases that he says such as "We're in the endgame now" , "CAITEEEE!" and "Karen stop taking ma kids". The next stage is making memes about people you "may" know every hour of every day and seeing it as normal. The next stage is saying offensive jokes and laughing at yourself more than others and making release noises when doing the simplest of tasks such as sitting down. The final stage of Danielitus is buying airpods and laughing maniacally as you flex on the peasants...
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Danieltopshelf
What you get when you combine alcoholism with a complete lack of respect for ones own self. It's ok though, he's got some midsy heady horn rigs that he swears are worth thousands of dollars.
Danieltopshelf made a name for himself in i502 when he began trolling business pages. Over the past couple of years, he's harassed the ownership of multiple brands ---- essentially blacklisting himself from the industry.
Danieltopshelf? You mean that drunk kid who talks crap to everyone? It's safe to say we'll never see Daniel at Hypehouse again.
Danieltopshelf / Daniel really underestimated how small the i502 industry is. We won't be seeing him at any secret seshes anytime soon.
Danieltopshelf? You mean that drunk kid who talks crap to everyone? It's safe to say we'll never see Daniel at Hypehouse again.
Danieltopshelf / Daniel really underestimated how small the i502 industry is. We won't be seeing him at any secret seshes anytime soon.
Danieltopshelf by TheresAHotlineForYouToCall March 3, 2022
Annita & Danielita
Two crazy bitches who at first hated each other but became besties in middle school. These two horses will make you laugh while they stupidly cry but will always be there for your dummas
Annita & Danielita by annitalaginnita February 13, 2020
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!