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Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.
Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'

Jerkmate Synchronization Theory 

A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you
Based on the Jerkmate Synchronization Theory, I'm not odd for liking this shit

Jerkmate Doppelgänger 

Someone from around the world, who could be jerking off to the same content as you
I just met my Jerkmate Doppelgänger last week

ranked jerkmate 

The art of stroking it with precision and techniques unique to oneself in elite competition.
Aye bro hop on Ranked Jerkmate with me.

24 hour jerkmate stream day

Its a day on March 25 where everyone goes live and hops on jerkmate for 24 hours straight
Yo bro its 24 hour jerkmate stream day

mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know 

me fighting somone: 🙂

they do the balkan jerk: 💀

meh friend from ohio: english or spanish

sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?

logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.

(end me)
guy1: hey

guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know