Danielitus 

Danielitus is a disease which starts when being in close proximity to Daniel for extended periods of time. It starts by wheezing at things which slowly grows into a phat howl as your lungs cry out for help. The next stage is you start saying phrases that he says such as "We're in the endgame now" , "CAITEEEE!" and "Karen stop taking ma kids". The next stage is making memes about people you "may" know every hour of every day and seeing it as normal. The next stage is saying offensive jokes and laughing at yourself more than others and making release noises when doing the simplest of tasks such as sitting down. The final stage of Danielitus is buying airpods and laughing maniacally as you flex on the peasants...

Danielitus taking its effects

Cait wheezing manically

Daniel smiles evilely

Danielitus by Daniel.B March 10, 2019

Danielius 

Lit ass nigga on on my momma💯🐐

Yo danielius smokin on that pack again?
-Fasho nigga, he goin crazy in this mothafucka tonight

Danielius by Yeboiicreator March 22, 2021

Danielito 

A very attractive, quick-witted guy with an incredible personality, and ideas that would blow your mind off your shoulders. Not to mention his impecable taste in music and his ability to warm a girls heart with just a few words. Someone that just happened to be into wrestling, laguna beach, and have obsessions with Mark Hoppus. Enjoys partying with Mr.Jose Cuervo and his brother Capitan Morgan. But he's not the typical stereotype of your "my new haircut" kinda guy. He's a little hopeless romantic at heart, with plans that would just make you orgasim on the spot. Makes a mean chili, and likes a good cuddle. These danielitos come once in a lifetime. so you'd be probably the most fortunate broad to find him.

I recommend finding a Danielito if youre in need of a smile.

Danielito by maggiexmoose April 4, 2009

Danielius 

Danielius is a Lithuanian name. And is probably very tall and smart.
He is probably packing a 7inch ✅
I wana slip inside him.

Danielius is so tall and smart. I think he's packing 7inches

Danielius by Slim Jim 11 November 24, 2021

danielis 

she the greatest loving person you will ever meet!! she is so outgoing/ she is hot and sexy and can pull any man that comes her way.

damm that girl is such a danielis!! i love it

danielis by danielis (not my name) March 30, 2015

danielitis penis 

a penis that is already big limp and stays the same size erected, does not grow

My danielitis penis makes my friends jealous because it looks big when it isn't erect.

danielitis penis by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008

Danielito 

A ghost

Woah, that's the ghost Danielito!

Danielito by AlexIsAStupidChicken April 16, 2020