d stand

passing out at a bar on a chick with at least "d" cups because you cant hold your head up anymore

David: dam im tore up, can i take a D stand until i wake up?

Tracey: yeah thats fine, take your time boo

by David Andersen January 22, 2008

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I'd stand on it

To act of wanting to have sexual relations with person of interest.

Bro you see that chick?!
Yeah dude, "I'd stand on it."

by LRJS July 9, 2010

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d stand • I'd stand on it • d e standar • Sand Crab'd out • Sand Nigger'd • Phil-sand med stun D • D.A.N • D.A. • D • d.s.

"d e standar" is a term used whenever you do something sick while playing a game, and instead of overreacting you play it cool because it's the standard. It derives from the Norwegian sentence "Det er standarden" translating to "It's the standard" in english.

d e standar is a Steam group with "d e standar" useable as a clan tag in CS:GO.

Person 1: "Holy shit Chris! Was that an ace???"

Person 2: "Yeah, but d e standar."

Person 1: "d e standar."

by eNdwe December 7, 2021

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Sand Nigger'd

When you find yourself stuck in an unforeseen unfortunate situation that you cannot reasonably get out of or a bad situation that you will have to face in the near future.
Life is dicking you over.

Similar to the term -- fucked over

Example 1:
Yeah man, I would love to hang out tonight but I am getting Sand Nigger'd right now. I just got home from working 2 hours over and my dog just shit all over the carpet and tore up my couch.

Example 2:
I just got Sand Nigger'd by the pizza place. I placed an order for a pizza that was supposed to be ready in 15 minutes. I ended up waiting for over an hour and the pizza wasn't even good.

by babla13579 December 10, 2021

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