2 definitions by David Andersen

d stand

passing out at a bar on a chick with at least "d" cups because you cant hold your head up anymore

David: dam im tore up, can i take a D stand until i wake up?

Tracey: yeah thats fine, take your time boo

by David Andersen January 22, 2008

the act of giving a beatdown for an undisclosed reason.

Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?

by David Andersen November 9, 2007