Delusions Of Grandeur
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D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really
big dreams but without applying oneself
will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.
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D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to
flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with
cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough
money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!
Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)
P.E. teacher: Alright
maggot give me 10 push ups
D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt
Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE