Delusions Of Grandeur
A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up
just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.
A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They
show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped
individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to
work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute
boobs and
butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!
Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)
P.E.
teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups
D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt
Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE