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d.o.g.
Delusions Of Grandeur
A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.
A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.
A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!
Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)
P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups
D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt
Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)
P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups
D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt
Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
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D.O.G.
I refuse to talk to that D.O.G. whenever he comes in here. i don't have the patience for his stories.
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D.O.G.S
Abbreviation originated from odd 1 out video, where his honours program was called DOGS which he jokingly expanded as "Daaaang Original Gangsta Students"
D - Daaaang
O - Original
G - Gangsta
S - Students
D - Daaaang
O - Original
G - Gangsta
S - Students
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D.O.G.E
Department of Government Efficiency - A satirical concept often associated with the Dogecoin cryptocurrency and DogeGov memecoin, where "D.O.G.E." plays on the idea of critiquing government inefficiencies with humor. It's used in memes and discussions to highlight or mock bureaucratic systems in a light-hearted manner, especially in the crypto community.
Snoop D.O.G.G
Likes to show us he can spell his name "S.N.double O.P D.O.double G"
adds "izzle" to the end of every word.
adds "izzle" to the end of every word.
Snoop D.O.G.G by brrrr June 18, 2005
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