teenagers

God's punishment for enjoying sex.

My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)

by Balfdor June 11, 2007

scratchy

An animated cat from The Simpsons that is often fooled into some devious murder scheme hatched by counterpart Itchy.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor June 16, 2007

pout

Curling one's lips into a frown and proceeding to cry.

When girls pout...
She went into the bathroom to pout again.
Aww, we should talk to her.

When boys pout...
He went into the bathroom to pout again.
That pussy! Let's go make fun of him.

by Balfdor December 12, 2006

idear

Actually, this is how the English (meaning people from ENGLAND) themselves pronounce the word "idea." Look into it before you post, idiots.

Ralph Fiennes: My father had the right idear about dealing with *your* people.

- Prince of Egypt

by Balfdor June 12, 2007

pirates

Shorthand referring to the movie Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley.

Pirates 2 comes out on DVD this week!

by Balfdor December 05, 2006

heart attack

Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.

Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.

by Balfdor December 11, 2006

fag

Someone who turns a normally civil conversation or situation into something unpleasant or troublesome.

Example 1

Disgruntled guy: Well I just got off work and I'm about to head home, so...
Homeless guy: Hey man could you give me a dollar
Disgruntled guy: Fuck off ya fag

Example 2

Tim: John go get me a root beer
John: You can probably get up and get it yourself
Tim: Dude... don't be a fag
John: Don't call me a fag you ass master

by Balfdor June 21, 2006