37 definitions by Balfdor

1
Something that might get you into trouble if uttered aloud.
You know what I just thought? Oh, wait, nevermind... (innocent face)
by Balfdor December 23, 2006
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A phrase that gentlemen use when making acquaintance with someone, usually an attractive female.
Ron: Derek, this is Samantha.
Derek: (kisses Samantha's hand) Charmed, I'm sure.
by Balfdor December 01, 2006
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An animated cat from The Simpsons that is often fooled into some devious murder scheme hatched by counterpart Itchy.
They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
by Balfdor June 16, 2007
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An elite mercenary force of ambiguous origin and purpose from the game Final Fantasy VIII, based in Balamb Garden as well as Galbadia Garden. Known to be led by a gunblade-toting, introverted 17-year-old virgin named Squall.
"...A SeeD? Planted in a worn-down Garden..." - Edea
by Balfdor April 30, 2007
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Something that really ties a room together.
The Dude: That rug really tied the room together, man.

The Big Lebowski
by Balfdor January 10, 2007
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God's punishment for enjoying sex.
My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
by Balfdor June 11, 2007
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A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."
Thankshallowistmas - now you only have to gather with your batshit family once a year.
by Balfdor November 03, 2007
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