Balfdor's definitions

why

Because "y" is a crooked letter!

Why ask why when you already know how?

by Balfdor December 7, 2006

pirates

Shorthand referring to the movie Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley.

Pirates 2 comes out on DVD this week!

by Balfdor December 7, 2006

rug

Something that really ties a room together.

The Dude: That rug really tied the room together, man.

The Big Lebowski

by Balfdor January 11, 2007

Gandhi dot

An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead.

May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.

Look at that Indian girl's Gandhi dot, how beautiful!

Cover up your Gandhi dot, it's disgusting!

by Balfdor December 30, 2006

me

Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.

Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.

Redundantly yours,
Me

P.S. Why are you looking at me like that?

by Balfdor November 19, 2006

Thankshallowistmas

A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."

Thankshallowistmas - now you only have to gather with your batshit family once a year.

by Balfdor November 25, 2007

creditcarding girl

The type of woman a man will date when so absolutely desperate that he has to give his credit card information over the phone just to get some action from her.

Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.

Dave has only been able to hit the creditcarding girls lately! What a loser!

by Balfdor June 14, 2006