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i'd crack 

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Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."
Yo, I'd crack her.
i'd crack by Cactus Jack July 30, 2017
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D-crack • i'd crack • Cracka Al’d • cracker jack'd • crack-o-lax'd • D.A.N • D.A. • D • d.s. • D.J

crack-o-lax'd 

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State you reach when you relax under the influence of crack.
Guy #1: Man I'm so stressed out lately!
Guy #2: Me too, we gotta get crack-o-lax'd
crack-o-lax'd by krakarai September 3, 2010
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Crackface'd 

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An event in which a person walks through a door and has crack thrown in their face. Usually takes place in clubs and bars.
Person A: I heard John got crackface'd!
Person B: That poor bastard.
Crackface'd by Realnigga9499 December 3, 2014
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cracker jack'd 

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To be robbed by a Caucasia.
Damn man, I just got Cracker Jack'd
cracker jack'd by Me not You. July 25, 2014
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Cracka Al’d

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Getting jumped by a meth head in an unusually nice area
Careful what you have on you- although these houses are huge people get Cracka Al’d here sometimes
Cracka Al’d by papirob August 12, 2021
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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