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cleandirty
When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.
cleandirty by Tongueler February 11, 2017
Related Words
czean • czeanna • clean • clean up • clean cut • clean house • cheans • clean break • ceana • cheaner
Whiz Clean
1 - Meditating to refresh, clean ones mind.
2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!
2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!
Woman: You nasty, vulgar man. You need a Whiz Clean to clear your mind.
obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!
Woman: Rape, help, any one.
obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!
obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!
Woman: Rape, help, any one.
obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!
Whiz Clean by The_Master_Whiz December 30, 2010
Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean by new guy 101 April 20, 2020
Clean Bandit
An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
Clean Bandit:
She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)
I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)
I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
Clean Bandit by Fishyrich November 25, 2019
vibe cleanse
vibe cleanse by hunnydew May 7, 2020
cleaning up eggs
“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”
“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”
“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”
cleaning up eggs by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.