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cheans
got beans?
got cheese?
got cheans!!!!
a chean in its singular form is a single bean and a single cheese.
got cheese?
got cheans!!!!
a chean in its singular form is a single bean and a single cheese.
cheans by ninja_pirate February 8, 2006
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Cheans
When you have cheese and beans on toast
chansexual
random ass person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?
you: oh im sorry.. im chansexual
random ass person: you what?
you: chansexual..
random ass person: why tf did i like you again?
chansexual by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020
Chens Theorem
"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.
if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)
if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P
(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol
if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)
if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P
(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol
Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!
Chens Theorem by That Classy Kid May 11, 2010
cheatsy doodles
The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.
Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"
cheatsy doodles by IfIDieItsDrDerp April 25, 2014
chanseerat
1: Chanseerat stands for what it sounds chan-seerat, चन -सीरत = moon-alike-nature .
2: A person who has high intellect for all sorts of things. An allrounder person who is perfect in everything but master in none.
3: Person with nature calm as a cattle.
4: Non-racist and friendly person who's always ready to help.
2: A person who has high intellect for all sorts of things. An allrounder person who is perfect in everything but master in none.
3: Person with nature calm as a cattle.
4: Non-racist and friendly person who's always ready to help.
chanseerat by Chanseerat OP April 18, 2019
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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