cyber-shank

To masturbate whilst defecating, simulanteously looking at porn on the internet

I haven't had a shag in ages, I'm off for a cyber-shank.

cyber-shank by Rab Warnock October 2, 2007

Cyber Shanked 

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".

Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.

Cyber Shanked by Da Most Dope GUp In Da Hizzy September 9, 2013

cybershacking 

cybershacking: (verb, to cybershack)

1. To n00bify.
2. to make lame, super commercialised and suitable for inexperienced gamers and for 'dabblers', by adding a fake blond wannabe gamer-chick to an established game show line-up.
- verb based on the name of very commercialised video game show and website "Cybershack".

"we aren't cybershacking ourselves" - As said by the Sydney producer of ABC show "GoodGame".

cybershacking by Mullet-fake-blond-lame-chick November 6, 2009

Cybershark 

When reasonably new to an online game, people who regulary play the game act nice to you but try to cause dismay. This is mostly done through feeding false advice/ information to you which, ultimately, causes your game to crash, the admin banning you from the game/ server, and the likes.

A specific example would be a 'friendly' gamer telling you to type a random command into console which would cause your game to crash/ close.

Jill: You seem pretty angry!?

Mike: Some Cybershark made me lose my killstreak!

Cybershark by Igloo Ninja March 12, 2011