cyber-shank

To masturbate whilst defecating, simulanteously looking at porn on the internet

I haven't had a shag in ages, I'm off for a cyber-shank.

by Rab Warnock September 19, 2007

Cyber Shanked

The result of being called out so hard via social media that it could be comparable to a prisoner getting "shanked".

Chris cyber shanked Chastity so hard for being such a trifling ass hoe, no one has seen her in days.

by Da Most Dope GUp In Da Hizzy September 09, 2013