Cwned 

The state of being totally owned by a veterinarian, indicated by being fitted with a large, plastic cone around the neck and head to prevent one from chewing, licking or otherwise agitating one's self with the face or mouth. Usually ascribed to household pets.

"Yeah, as you can see, Bosco just got home from getting neutered."
"HAHAHA! Cwned!"

Cwned by Cwruidth August 18, 2008

cwned 

To blunder any attempt at cooking, whether through distraction, lack of expertise, caution, or especially in the case of egotism (i.e., thinking you're the shit in the kitchen)when it comes to cooking.

"OH MAN!! I was totally surfin' the interwebz and neglected to check on my sticky buns, and I burned my bamboo steamer!"

"DUDE!!! You got CWNED!"

"CWNED!"

cwned by Nick's cwned cooking friend March 8, 2008

clwned 

Pronounced 'cloned' it is rather like pwned, except this is only used when one loses, or is beaten at, a star wars game. Especially Attack of the clones based games, where the phrase originated.

Oooh mate, that sith cut you up well bad, you got clwned.

clwned by nakalaka March 6, 2011

cowned 

to cown someone in the knee, violently and brutally, up the ying yang.

Timothy cowned Jordan in the knee.

cowned by Fakemaster May 17, 2008

Cwede 

The colloquiol term for carrot and swede. Can be spelt qwede in certain circumstanses but usually just Cwede invented at the lunch table after observing the carrot and swede on my plate and saying wtf is this and my frined remarking 'I call it cwede'.

'Have you sampled the cwede lately it is delightful...!'

Cwede by rockmysocks92 May 2, 2008

Cenedese

Someone that is really laid back and chilled.
Also there for anyone at anytime or place no matter what

You are so "Cenedese"
Man i love you, your so totally Cenedese
Your the most Cendesical person ive ever met.

Cenedese by TERMINATOR 5,000 December 21, 2009

Chwned 

To be owned by a persons massive, fat, ridiculously over sized chode.

Dude, you just got chwned!!

Chwned by Perfectsin March 3, 2009