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cwned
To blunder any attempt at cooking, whether through distraction, lack of expertise, caution, or especially in the case of egotism (i.e., thinking you're the shit in the kitchen)when it comes to cooking.
"OH MAN!! I was totally surfin' the interwebz and neglected to check on my sticky buns, and I burned my bamboo steamer!"
"DUDE!!! You got CWNED!"
"CWNED!"
"DUDE!!! You got CWNED!"
"CWNED!"
cwned by Nick's cwned cooking friend March 8, 2008
cowned
cowned by Fakemaster May 17, 2008
Cwede
The colloquiol term for carrot and swede. Can be spelt qwede in certain circumstanses but usually just Cwede invented at the lunch table after observing the carrot and swede on my plate and saying wtf is this and my frined remarking 'I call it cwede'.
Cwede by rockmysocks92 May 2, 2008
Cenedese
Someone that is really laid back and chilled.
Also there for anyone at anytime or place no matter what
Also there for anyone at anytime or place no matter what
You are so "Cenedese"
Man i love you, your so totally Cenedese
Your the most Cendesical person ive ever met.
Man i love you, your so totally Cenedese
Your the most Cendesical person ive ever met.
Cenedese by TERMINATOR 5,000 December 21, 2009
Chwned
Chwned by Perfectsin March 3, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026