Skip to main content

Cuzzie

1. Wazzup my cuzzie, how are you doing?

2. Hey, I haven't seen my cuzzie in a long time, he lives far away.
by Danny May 5, 2004
mugGet the Cuzzie mug.

Cuzzie

Known to have a powerful stream or “Jet”. Typically described as the best one time goal scorer in Chel 3’s history.
I drank a lot of water, I gotta pee like Cuzzie.

I think i’m gonna make my Chel archetype a Cuzzie.
by Nick Bevvino Resistance January 6, 2020
mugGet the Cuzzie mug.
Related Words

Cuzzie Bro

A person who is your best mate/friend.
This word is mostly used by New Zealand Maori.
Guy: Who's he?
Maori: He's my cuzzie bro
Guy: Che!
by Sabre Z September 20, 2004
mugGet the Cuzzie Bro mug.

ball cuzzie

When you mix milk and cream in a big bowl and microwave it so its warm to the touch and you have 4 of your girlfriends blow through straws makeing bubbles on your balls!!
while my girlfriend was sucking me off her 3 friends were giving me a ball cuzzie
by frostbite 32 October 20, 2005
mugGet the ball cuzzie mug.

cuzzle

cuddle + nuzzle
(hold close in one's arms as a way of showing love or affection) + (rub or push against gently with the nose and mouth)
"Hey Josh! Come back home soon. I really want to cuzzle up with you!"

"I love cuzzling with you."
by April Dylan August 2, 2016
mugGet the cuzzle mug.

Cuzzinology

Cuzzinology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Cuzzin and Jacuzzis. In Cuzzinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the perfect jacuzzi to reach the maximum Cuzzin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Cuzzin Institutions. The temperature of the water(life) must be measured and maintained constantly. 102 degrees Fahrenheit is an optimal temperature for Cuzzin. The water(life) pressure of the jets is measured and calculated with exact precision. The water flow must be fluid and constant at all times. The height of the bubbles in relation to the water level must be several centimeters as in the image below. The circumference, amount of water, and overall size of the Jacuzzi is taken into consideration to calculate the Cuzzi hopper per square inch of Jacuzzi space ratio. This ratio is vital in understanding the amount of alloted hot water that is the inalienable right of every Cuzzi hopper to experience in any given Cuzzin session.
Guy 1: Yo we cuzzin tonight?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the Cuzzinology reports of this Cuzzi District first and compare them to nearby regions.

Guy 1: Yo Cuzzinology! The science of Cuzzin! It is important to understand before selecting a location for cuzzin.

Girl 1: It needs to be certified by Cuzzinology experts

Guy 3: Yo Aquatics!

Girl 2: We Cuzzin!

Guy 1: Look at this life! The cosmos, the life, the cosmos!

Guy 2: Yo I want a degree in Cuzzinology! Were Dukin now Boys!!

Guy 1: Yo I found a good location at Spyglass. The Cuzzinology report gave it the highest rankings

Guy 2: Yo spyglass! That place is good, its so hot it singed my hair off

Guy 3: We out here! We Cuzzin!

Everybody: YEEEA!!!! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!
by Daytony500fan February 23, 2017
mugGet the Cuzzinology mug.

cozzie

Australian word for a 'swim suit', Speedos, bikini, etc. Also known as togs.
Put your cozzie on, we're going to the pool!
by Claire...izzle December 9, 2008
mugGet the cozzie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email