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cute cunts 

Used to affectionately define two or more people who are/or do excessively cute things, to the point of being so disgustingly cute that you want to vomit a little.
Kayla and Tony thought Jesse and Emma were being cute cunts tonight.

"Look at those two cute cunts "
cute cunts by cutecunts February 13, 2014

cuntie (cunty)

Passive modifier of cunt.
Intended as a term of admonishment, rather than an insult.
Alt. Would-be cunt
"don't be so cuntie...
We all know he's a bitch in in need of a tongue slapping, but castration by invective really is a bridge too far"

Alt. " What a little cuntie..."
cuntie (cunty) by mikeydc August 8, 2005

Cuntie Beaver 

A Cuntie Beaver ( native to Canberra Australia ) is someone who thinks they are unique when in reality they are just one of many. They think they are different to all the others and nothing can get past them.
I seen how he treated his ex but I loved him and I really thought he wouldn’t do this to me. He’s played me like a Cuntie Beaver the whole time the man whore.
Cuntie Beaver by DougieFry December 12, 2019
Offensive term used from one girl to another in a near fight situation, without making the speaker appear too trashy.
Come on cuntie, I'll fuckin' have ya!
cuntie by vunt July 16, 2003
"Thats a lovely dress you have on, Cuntie"

"Cuntie come here for a minute"
Cuntie by Sascha and Digweed October 16, 2005

stick a carrot in your cuntie 

like telling someone to go fuck themselves...but much much worse...because you only say it girls.
No she didn't give me the job. what did I say to her...I told her to stick a carrot in her cuntie..that's what I said to her.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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