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John Cherny.

Fuckin' American.
Cherny's got a CUTFACE!!!
cutface by Comrade_Q May 20, 2004
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cuntfaceshitmaster 

A derogatory term used to describe an individual particularly prone to displaying annoying or irritating tendencies, including those who are otherwise contemptible for any other reason.
Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'

Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)

Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.

Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'

Teacher: '...'

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her
crusty cumface by violentjoe December 14, 2008

pussyfart cumface 

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.
Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.
pussyfart cumface by Squeejek October 14, 2020
1. A word used to describe a stupid bitch who thinks everyone loves her, when in fact the whole world hates her.

2. A girl who names her vagina bunny foo.

3. A dumbass who moved out of the coolest room ever and into a shitty room with shitty roommates who eventually deserted her, leaving her to live all alone under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye.
Kristin: "Remember that one girl that used to live with us?"
Emily: "Which one? We've had 4 roommates so far this year."
Kristin: "I'm talking about the really ugly one with blonde hair and huge eyes."
Emily: "Oh yeah, I remember that girl. She was such a cuntface."
cuntface by Emily and Kristin January 18, 2008

Cut Face 

The face attained by someone after they have been told off, done something stupid or disastrous, or just got done in a verbal fight. It's usually a face of half shock, smiling, red-faced and embaressed all at once and the person has just been burned.
A: Did you see john yesterday after he got done by peter?
B: Nah bro, what happened?
A: You had to see it, he had the biggest Cut Face! it was solid.
Cut Face by btfre June 14, 2010
Anyone who is a former, current or future member of the infamous Paul family.
Jake Paul, Greg Paul, Logan Paul are massive cuntfaces due to their lack of functioning brain cells
cuntface by senor_anonymous. May 8, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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