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cuntfaceshitmaster
A derogatory term used to describe an individual particularly prone to displaying annoying or irritating tendencies, including those who are otherwise contemptible for any other reason.
Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'
Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)
Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.
Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'
Teacher: '...'
Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)
Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.
Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'
Teacher: '...'
cuntfaceshitmaster by 2ndEarlofRochester October 24, 2011
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cutface • cuntface • catface • cuteface • Catfaced • cumfaced • cuntfacecunt • catfacery • CUMFACEDICKLICKER • cumface penis queen
crusty cumface
After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.
crusty cumface by violentjoe December 14, 2008
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pussyfart cumface by Squeejek October 14, 2020
cuntface
1. A word used to describe a stupid bitch who thinks everyone loves her, when in fact the whole world hates her.
2. A girl who names her vagina bunny foo.
3. A dumbass who moved out of the coolest room ever and into a shitty room with shitty roommates who eventually deserted her, leaving her to live all alone under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye.
2. A girl who names her vagina bunny foo.
3. A dumbass who moved out of the coolest room ever and into a shitty room with shitty roommates who eventually deserted her, leaving her to live all alone under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye.
Kristin: "Remember that one girl that used to live with us?"
Emily: "Which one? We've had 4 roommates so far this year."
Kristin: "I'm talking about the really ugly one with blonde hair and huge eyes."
Emily: "Oh yeah, I remember that girl. She was such a cuntface."
Emily: "Which one? We've had 4 roommates so far this year."
Kristin: "I'm talking about the really ugly one with blonde hair and huge eyes."
Emily: "Oh yeah, I remember that girl. She was such a cuntface."
cuntface by Emily and Kristin January 18, 2008
Cut Face
The face attained by someone after they have been told off, done something stupid or disastrous, or just got done in a verbal fight. It's usually a face of half shock, smiling, red-faced and embaressed all at once and the person has just been burned.
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cuntface by senor_anonymous. May 8, 2020
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