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Someone who's in a class for the sole purpose of ruining the curve.

"Did you hear? Sarah scored a 97 on the math test last week."
"Didn't she study calculus over the summer anyway?"
"Yeah, she's literally taking the class to pamper her ego. What a curvert!"

curvert by berkeleysux September 27, 2017

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curveroon

When you shit a little in your pants but you’re too lazy to get up so you just sit in it.

Oops, I just curverooned.

curveroon by Kentrowl October 26, 2019

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curvert • Culvert • Curver • Cerverts • corvert corvert • culvert buddies • curveroon • curvester • Curvette • curve stomp

Curvette

An otherwise small, lean female with especially large breasts. This configuration is often a result of cosmetic surgery, but can arise naturally in some situations.

Damn, dude! Since Katie got that boob job she's a total curvette!

Curvette by girlwatchaaa October 4, 2008

Culvert

1: A water drainage pipe under a bridge to dead drop "questionable packages" when out of monsoon season.
2: Known as an alcantarilla in Spain, they are known to be quite majestic to walk around.
3: A Dutch word for crotch rot.

The origins of the word has been speculated to have Dutch or French origins and definitely not majestic Spanish.

Hank - I mean, you ever hear anyone walk around the majestic culverts of Spain?
Gomez - Who the hell goes around talking about majestic culverts?

Culvert by WooskiBroski May 21, 2023

corvert corvert

A popular phrase used on social media platform TikTok

I pulled out my Corvert corvert out from the garage

corvert corvert by Corben C January 1, 2021

Cerverts

Cerverts are Cis-gendered perverts who are obsessed with transgender people's genitals. When cerverts find out a person is transgender they immediately ask them inappropriate questions about their genitals.

Cerverts have a weird obsession with transgender people's genitals. Its like a blood thrist they can't control their selves. They just have to ask that one question despite how uncomfortable it makes transgender people feel.

Cerverts by Galaxy Goddess September 13, 2018

Culvert

Noun. A device that turns naturally occurring water ways into managed systems that require maintenance and can potentially cause great harm to the environment.

"Did you see all those brook trout trapped downstream of that culvert?"

Culvert by Sickter6 February 6, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026