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Noun. A device that turns naturally occurring water ways into managed systems that require maintenance and can potentially cause great harm to the environment.
"Did you see all those brook trout trapped downstream of that culvert?"
by Sickter6 February 6, 2013
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Like a tunnel buddy, a culvert buddy is someone who has sex with the same young girl.
"I can't believe Trump and Obama raped the same 9 year old girl. After all the argued about who would have thought they would end up culvert buddies."

"Eh, I'm not surprised raping children and war are the two things they agree on."
by BidenHelpsObamaRapeChildren September 1, 2021
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