curtising 

The art of peeing and pooping off of a tree, while being high off of shrooms, while smoking a Cuban cigar, all while being completely naked.

Meghan went curtising on national marijuana day.

curtising by swag aholic beaster than January 23, 2014

Curtising 

When Curtis decides to talk

Curtis is Curtising again 😭🙄

Curtising by Thorkelsoon March 22, 2022

cruising ground 

Cruising grounds are public places where people meet for anonymous sex. They are commonly used by closeted married men seeking casual sex who do not want to risk being caught by their wife using phone applications like Grindr. They are also used by both men and women that have public sex fetishes are who cannot host a sexual partner.

Some cruising grounds, such as public bathrooms, adult video arcades, and bathhouses have a glory hole. Other cruising grounds are more exposed, such as areas in the woods, in the dunes of nude beaches, and in dark street alleyways.

Public cruising typically start as a places conducive for sex, such as a basement bathroom in a public area that doesn't get a lot of traffic, offers privacy, and makes it easy to hear others approach. People start to arrange to meet at these locations for sex. Eventually the location develops a reputation for anonymous sex which attracts even more people to come to this location, even without prearrangements.

Free online websites such as holehunter.com maintain databases for people to find cruising grounds near them. These sites are editable to allow people to add and edit listings as cruising ground locations often change.

Have you heard about the new cruising ground in the park? Someone drilled a glory hole in the stall wall.

cruising ground by cruisedb April 26, 2020

Static Cruising 

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.

"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."

Static Cruising by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010

chrising 

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.

person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"

chrising by jamiecook December 7, 2012

Booze Cruising 

The act of driving a vehicle while drinking any sort of alcohol. Beer is the main accepted form of drinkage for such a trip. A booze cruise can be a trip to the woods with no authority and hitting the trails to just driving down a highway with a little beer.

Guy #1: hey man, want to go on a drive?

Guy #2: sure man, want to booze cruise?

Guy #1: Fuck yeah, lets go to the indian forest trails though, I don't want to get caught booze cruising.

Booze Cruising by Remixxxxer July 6, 2011

Wishful Cruising 

When you approach a red light, and instead of applying the brakes and coming to a stop, you coast; with the intention that the light will turn green so you don't have to stop at all and can cruise right through it.

"I was in a hurry and was wishful cruising and made it through 6 lights!"

"Some guy was wishful cruising and hit me at the cross walk. So I gave that cocksucker a pink sock and sent him on his way!"

Wishful Cruising by jduran November 17, 2011