curandero

"Spanish" witch doctor or healer not to be confused with "pendejo" idiot or dumbass

Lupe's grandfather is a Curandero

by bad mth'r fck'r June 5, 2016

caranderize

transitive verb: Inflected forms: car•an•der•ized, car•an•der•iz•ing, car•an•der•iz•es DEFINITIONS: 1. (originally) To smell a bicycle seat specifically. 2. (generally now, in common use) By using one's nose in very very close proximity, to detect and delight in the odor, stink or scent, and to gauge for vulgar or perverse personal pleasure, the seamy olfactory characteristics of an object, most commonly a seat, which has been in direct contact with the, clothed or unclothed, buttocks or ass of a person. Other Forms: car'an•der•i•za'tion (noun); car'an•der•iz'er (noun).

(in current use) Martin loved to caranderize the still warm seats in the movie theater as soon as possible after the audience had exited.; (originally) Willie would spend hours caranderizing at the bicycle rack outside the library's entrance.

by Lt. Johnny C. January 8, 2009

crander

Crotch dander. Crander comes in many levels which define its size. (level 1 being about the size of equal/splenda granules)

"Man when Luke got up from the table he left his crander ALL IN his seat!"

"Rebecca thinks she saw crander in her drink...sick!"

by clemsontgr4real April 1, 2007

Crangerous

A combination of both "crazy" and "dangerous".

I wouldn't try to mimic those Jackass guys, because some of that stuff is just crangerous.

by Tekiran July 28, 2003

crander

Crotch dandruff. There are five main levels of crotch dander classifified by size with level 1 being about the size of Splenda/Equal/Nutrasweet granules, level 2 being the size of salt, level 5 being the size of rock salt, and so on.

"Man when Luke got up from the tabel there was crander in his chair!"

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR CRANDER, YO!"

"I heard Liz got the herp from David's crander!"

"Get some Crander Blue for yo crander, man! @$#% works gooood!"

"There was crander in Rebecca's drink."

by clemsontgr4real March 29, 2007

caranderizing

v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. Made illegal in areas of Europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. Caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. Considered a perversion with no victim. Whales cannot caranderize. Jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.

The man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike's owner or a properly issued permit.

by Lt. Johnny C. July 28, 2008

curancer

pondering whether or not a random item has unfound medicinal value; thinking that a simple item seen in every day life could be the cure to a deeply vexing or terminal disease; the somewhat insulting contemplation that if you randomly chose items and tested them, you would probably stumble on the cure for diseases, like AIDS or cancer, more quickly than the medical research community

Holy balls, look at that caterpillar.

Eew, weird, it's like fluorescent.

What if it could like cure cancer? I bet the cure is something simple like that.

You're so high dude. Total curancer.

by hurdleston December 8, 2010