Colandero 

Someone who is able to pick and choose the best from anywhere and any situation.

Origin: From English, colander.

Juan managed to make himself a beautiful basket of food out of things he found in the trash, he's a real colandero!

Colandero by aromano August 25, 2013

Coliander 

1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.

Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!

Coliander by carthage March 9, 2009

ClaudeRogers

MegaNooB

ClaudeRogers is a mega noob.

ClaudeRogers by Annoyomrnfe October 18, 2010

colander 

1. A bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.

2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.

1. Don't bungle the recipe! Make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.

2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.

colander by omi January 26, 2009

Comander Bob

A little soy boy who gets 0 pussy

That comander bob sure is a simp

Comander Bob by TheRealReptar April 11, 2022

Colangelo 

The scientific name for the residue of saliva that remains on your upper lip after tongue-kissing your large adult son.

See: Colangelo, Jerry; Colangelo, Bryan - 4/6/16

"Let me see the picture, Bargs," Jerry asked and then continued, "Looks like a #1 pic *winks* to me!"
"Mama mia, Jerry!" Andrea Bargnani exclaimed, "we have to retake the picture of you and Bryan, there's molto Colangelo all over your face!"

Colangelo by trusttheprocess June 21, 2016

colinder

colinder is a word describing what your friend or loved one may try to reference as a metal bowl shaped kitchen utensil used to drain pasta.

mate 1: "hey dude, can you pass me that colinder?"
mate 2 "whats a colinder? did you mean calendar?"
mate 1 " no that bowl with the holes in it"

colinder by lil-xander. August 14, 2018