cup-panion

a container that holds french fries, onion rings, or any other side order formed so it can fit in a cup holder. Thus being able to be seated next to the almighty soft drink.

Sarah: Awww! I spilled my french fries all over the inside of my car. They wouldn't fit in the cup holder because of their inferior-to-the-soft-drink-cup shape so i placed them on the dash board!

Bree: Don't worry! You can have my fries. They're in a cup-panion!

Sarah: HELL YEA!! Now the soft drink and side order can coincide in peace!!

cup-panion by Tsunami...Skanklin August 12, 2008

Cumpanion 

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues

Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !

Cumpanion by damagicman63 March 25, 2010

Cumpanion 

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

Cumpanion by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

cumpanion 

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

cumpanion by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Cumpanions 

Two (or more) individuals who engage in sexual activities and hangout infrequently without defining it as a full-on relationship. See Friends with Benefits.

Dude 1:"yeah Sarah and I hook up a lot, I guess we are cumpanions."
Dude 2:"makes sense man, you guys hang out a decent amount."

Cumpanions by DualFlameButane April 2, 2016

Cumpanion pillow 

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

Cumpanion pillow by clear creek October 8, 2022

Cumpanionship

The feeling of companionship you get from a cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet near your pillow. Without it, you would feel lonely sleeping by yourself.

I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.

Cumpanionship by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026