cup of fuck

A term used to describe the funnyness of when a British person swears.

Also may mean a blowjob by a Brit
Mike: Yo kempe you're ugly
Kempe (in heavy british accent): Hey fuck you!
Mike: HAHAHAHA It's funny when you say 'fuck'. Would you like a cup of fuck?
by Mikeals July 08, 2007
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cup-fucking

When someone does not have enough money to buy a sex toy. Instead they make one from objects you can find at home.
I walked in on him cup-fucking a glove.
by laborra November 22, 2013
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a cup of shut the fuck up

Something you offer to a person who cannot get the hint that it is time to stop talking.
She: "... and then she said that we could go shopping at the mall. And so I said, that sounds like a good idea. So she drove us there, but then we could not find a place to park so we decided to go get something to eat..."

He: "Excuse me, would you like a cup of shut the fuck up?"
by Bama G-Man July 15, 2008
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A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?
by udgodess August 25, 2011
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1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!
by Mullins not Muggins March 04, 2006
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a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet
How about a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?
by Ozaveli November 15, 2007
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