cup of fuck 

A term used to describe the funnyness of when a British person swears.

Also may mean a blowjob by a Brit

Mike: Yo kempe you're ugly
Kempe (in heavy british accent): Hey fuck you!
Mike: HAHAHAHA It's funny when you say 'fuck'. Would you like a cup of fuck?

cup of fuck by Mikeals August 3, 2007

a cup of shut the fuck up 

Something you offer to a person who cannot get the hint that it is time to stop talking.

She: "... and then she said that we could go shopping at the mall. And so I said, that sounds like a good idea. So she drove us there, but then we could not find a place to park so we decided to go get something to eat..."

He: "Excuse me, would you like a cup of shut the fuck up?"

a cup of shut the fuck up by Bama G-Man August 6, 2008

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! 

A way of saying "Shut the fuck up", usually used in Internet forums.

"How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP! by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up? 

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.

I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up? by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up 

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet

1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up 

a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet

How about a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?

a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up by Ozaveli December 14, 2007

a nice cup of shut the fuck up 

A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.

-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

a nice cup of shut the fuck up by udgodess August 24, 2011