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cunty fresh 

being or feeling iconic, slay, fabulous, amazing, sexy and beautiful
"wow your hair looks great today, so cunty fresh <3"
cunty fresh by GayAssBitch22 December 19, 2023

cunty fresh aroma

The smell or lack thereof, of a freshly cleansed vagina and vulva.
me: Your cunty fresh aroma, makes my heart melt. Ummm.

she: Your weird, but my cunt has never been so fucking clean. Enjoy.

cunty fresh fanatic 

Anybody obsessed with female vaginal and vulvarian hygiene.
some bitch: He sure was keen on my kitty's cleanliness.

other bitch: Yeah. You texted me about the douching ritual.

some bitch: Yep. A povidone-iodine douche, followed by a saline solution flush, and finished with a activated carbon douche.

another bitch: Fucking cunty fresh fanatic! I like a natural scent. Wanna sit on my face?

cunty freshness 

The act of refreshing/cleaning of ones vagina after some rigorous sexual box pounding
Ita good to have some cunty freshness back after last night
cunty freshness by Madkeish July 9, 2015

fresh-smelling-cunt-face

A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.
Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...