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Cuntropolis 

A female who encompasses a level of cuntness that is equal to or greater than that of all the cunts living with in the population of a small city.

Common names for females with such an attribute include Abigail, Daneille, Kiersten, Ruth and Shelly.
I hate going to work on Saturdays, my boss is such a cuntropolis!
Cuntropolis by Double D Marie January 15, 2015

Cuntwolf 

A cuntwolf is a man, not a woman. There are two definitions which often stand above others.

A cuntwolf is a man who eats dog food and hijacks city buses, only to stop in the center of a small town, leave the bus with its passengers, and hitch-hikes back home.

A cuntwolf may also be a predator of the female plumbing, both figuratively and literally.
"I met this fella the other day. He was a real cuntwolf."

"Which kind?"

"He left us in some town called Pig's Knuckle Arkansas... so the kind that eats dog food."
Cuntwolf by Pallaroo May 23, 2010

cuntophile 

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.
There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.
cuntophile by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009
The musical genre of country and pop mashed together, so you know its country style but they have pop'd it up so it gets on the radio
Shania Twain, Taylor Swift are examples of artists who sing Cuntop
Cuntop by Loose dolly February 19, 2010

Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.
Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records
a police officer in charge of dealing with cunty bitches being cunty in public / people displaying antisocial behaviour
Sam likes being a cuntcop
Cuntcop by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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