Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

Cuntophone by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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cuntophile

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.

There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.

cuntophile by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009

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Cuntophone • cuntophile • cuntaphobe • cuntcophony

cuntaphobe

A person obsessed with being a cunt to other people.

She's such a cuntaphobe, always being a know it all and putting down other peoples ideas.

cuntaphobe by CutABitchSquad August 31, 2017

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cuntcophony

A cacophony made by cunts.

I had to leave the bar because of the cuntcophony from the bachelorette party.

cuntcophony by ArmenTamzarian86 May 3, 2011

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cuntophile

A person who has an affinity got cunty people, for example said person might only associate with people who others would describe as 'cunts."

He is such a cuntophile, all of his girlfriends have been intolerable.

cuntophile by Olia March 23, 2008

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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