Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

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cuntophile

A lover of vagina. Almost any heterosexual male or homosexual female is one of these, unless they don't love cunt.

There's a lot of competition for this girl with all the other cuntophiles around.

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She's such a cuntaphobe, always being a know it all and putting down other peoples ideas.

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I had to leave the bar because of the cuntcophony from the bachelorette party.

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A person who has an affinity got cunty people, for example said person might only associate with people who others would describe as 'cunts."

He is such a cuntophile, all of his girlfriends have been intolerable.

cuntophile by Olia March 23, 2008

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